What is the sound of a alligator when it wants to bite you?

Well, if you're talking about when it's "thinking" about it but hasn't done so yet, it's actually very steathy and silent - hiding underwater usually to catch you or your precious Fluffy by surprise. When they DO make noise, they hiss very loudly. Then there's the snap of the jaw, thrashing sounds of the water, and maybe some cracking of bones....yech, done now.